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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a Cat and a Compound Sentence? One has claws at the end of its paws, one has a pause at the end of its clause."

"If a Church Congregation from Massachusetts goes on a Bus Ride It would be Mass Mass Mass Transit"

"I'm Google AMA"

"5yo and her friend just ended an argument by deciding they would ""have a piece of cheese and calm down"" So, yeah, she's mine."

"I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves."

"My 3 year-old wanted to help me cook breakfast... ...but she wasn't eggsperienced enough."

"Surprised to hear five people were shot at a Chris Brown show, most notably because why were there that many people at a Chris Brown show?"

"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall."

"I'm all for saving the planet, but recycling jokes doesn't help..."

"This joke is at least 10x dirtier than I thought. . . Volkswagen"