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Joke of the Day
"I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves."
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"Do you know why one side of the the V formation of geese in flight is longer than the other side? Because It has more geese in it!"
"What happens when almonds die? Diamond"
"I realize that I'm obviously not learning from my mistakes....I still get up every morning and go to work."
"What's the difference between a cockroach and the Japanese? A nuke won't kill a cockroach"
"A muslim guy greeted his friend on an airplane. They were both detained. His friend named Jack."
"Yoda: Why, afraid of seven, five is? Because six seven eight."
"A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down... The bartender turns to him and says, ""Get outta here. We don't serve your kind."" Mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""
"Hang on guys. My boyfriend told me not to be anxious, so I expect to feel better any moment."
"You know what I say to people with low fiber diets. Tough shit"