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Joke of the Day
"If a Church Congregation from Massachusetts goes on a Bus Ride It would be Mass Mass Mass Transit"
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 got rid of the headphone jack."
"I own 2 types of fossilised animal excrement I'm a shit collector."
"*sees guy ordering pizza* ""With onion"" (Ok) ""Sausage"" (Nice) ""Mushroom"" (Hell yea) ""Chk"" (Plz) ""Meatballs"" (Why) ""Anchovies"" (Ur dead to me)"
"You are not truly drunk until you have a jar of peanut butter in your hand and your looking for the dog"
"What programming language do they use in Star Wars? JawaScript"
"Written on the Bathroom Wall... *Here I sit Broken-hearted Tried to rhyme Couldn't even get the meter right.*"
"If you wanna make hundreds of friends, you gotta wear a t-shirt with a joke on it. People will not stop laughing. ""This guy,"" they'll say."
"Clickbait... ... it works everytime!"
"Dad owl: I'm dying so I need you to look after things. I'm going to give you- Son owl: Don't say it Dad: Power of a tawny Son: [turns head]"