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Joke of the Day

"Black Jesus. Went to jail for you"

"Hope nobody has a video of me trying to get the fourth corner of a fitted sheet over the mattress."

"what do you call a queue of jokers? a PUNchline"

"I know you look at the toilet paper after you wipe."

"Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup? Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!"

"I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice."

"The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway."

"I carry a rolled up yoga mat so people think I'm fit but really it's just a great way to hold 2 footlong meatball subs."

"Just saw 666 on a license plate and, in case you guys were wondering, Satan drives a Jeep."

"Due to recent cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off."