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Joke of the Day

"I know you look at the toilet paper after you wipe."

"Life is like choclate Bitter if you're dark"

"The best thing about having a penis is .. Sharing it with people who don't have one :P"

"So what's the deal with Jesus? I mean he's just been hangin' around for the last 2000 years."

"My friend's crazy, he left a bunch of chocolate balls on the floor in his cat's litter box, they're not that good."

"(Calm down, this isn't a racist joke.) How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? (Not a racist joke!) You look for the fresh prints!"

"When a girl tells u about her favorite animal - ""I'd eat one"" is not the right response."

"My attention span is shorter than donuts are better with sprinkles."

"Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes."

"Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario &how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream."