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Joke of the Day

"Just saw 666 on a license plate and, in case you guys were wondering, Satan drives a Jeep."

"How is eating pussy like smoking a cigarette? As you get closer to the butt, the flavor gets stronger."

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry. We don't serve food."""

"Cation Pronunciation : [kat-ahy-uhn,-on] -Noun Chemistry 1.An ion with paws-tive charge. 2.The cutest ion ever."

"Black men should stop having sex with black hookers That's black on black crime"

"How do you...? How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Give it aids."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Still a little bit warm"

"Did you know... Did you know that Jews were the biggest magicians during World War 2. They entered trough the door and exited trough the chimney."

"Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold."

"I'll admit, ever since I saw Psycho as a kid I've felt a tiny bit nervous each time I kill someone in the shower."