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Joke of the Day
"Gay guys are fucking assholes"
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"I was kicked out of the gym for arguing with my step aerobics instructor, but I don't care. She's not my real aerobics instructor."
"What did the dubstep valentine's day card say? I wub you"
"I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is is on the front page! ^so ^upvotes. much karma. ^^^wow."
"How did the chicken cross the street in the ghetto In a bucket"
"Imagine if people referenced the Beach Boys more often! Wouldn't it be nice?"
"Got kicked out of Bed Bath & Beyond today for drawing pictures of Drake on their blankets, so they'd be extra soft."
"You guys, I seriously never ask for prayers but this is an emergency. There is a rumor that Red Lobster might be closing. Pray. Pray hard."
"Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one."
"How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso."