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Joke of the Day
"I became a vegan yesterday... ...but I tell you, it was a missed-steak."
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"Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational tweets are hard."
"what do bieber and grumpy cat have in common? What do bieber and grumpy cat have in common? They are both pussies who were discovered on the internet."
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale."
"Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It was dreadful"
"Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?"
"I was on the street This guy waved to me, he came up to me and said "" I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else"" And I said ""I am"""
"Wife: hey take me out tonight. Me: can it wait till tomorrow? Wife: why? Me: because tonight's not garbage night, tomorrow is"
"78% of black men like sex in the shower The other 22% haven't been to prison yet"
"Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread They told me they had naan."