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Joke of the Day

"Wife: hey take me out tonight. Me: can it wait till tomorrow? Wife: why? Me: because tonight's not garbage night, tomorrow is"

"If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist black people would rob me."

"if they changed the rules so you could wear timbs instead of skates black ppl would take over hockey"

"I don't like Russian dolls... They're so full of themselves"

"People say I'm a plagiarist Their word, not mine"

"I am not a racist but... I am not a racist but you have to agree that Little Cesars' Five dollar piazza is a good buy."

"When midgets smoke weed... ...do they get high, or do they just get medium?"

"I asked this woman if shed join the membership gnomesayin"

"Pie are Round!!!!!! After the math teacher told the class that the area of a circle is r2, the Kentucky mountain man said: ""Pie are not square! Pie are round! Cornbread are square!"""

"Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him."