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Joke of the Day
"Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread They told me they had naan."
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"Girls can be so ungrateful, I made her breakfast in bed, & instead of saying ""Thank You"", she's all like ""How did you get into my house!"""
"I remember when I was a kid... ... I was only about 10 years old and my grandmother took me out for a wonderful seafood meal. I'll never forget it. A great mussell memory."
"Knock, Knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? EEEEWWWWWW."
"What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and i don't care."
"What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother? Pu-pu puble"
"The local police station had their toilet stolen. The cops say they have nothing to go on."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter."
"Yo mammas so fat When she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck in between"
"Why do engineering students call themselves engineers? You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista."