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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale."
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"I broke up with my girlfriend because I'm pretty religious I'm a Presbyterian, and she was Satan"
"Funny Jokes, I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"Life is like a cup of coffee... No matter how much sugar you put in it, there's always grounds at the end."
"I like my exes like I like my msn messenger Misremembered fondly but gone forever."
"What do you call a belt made of dollar bills? A waist of money."
"What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team? The New York jets."
"Spanish class joke: What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner? JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry."
"What happens when you cross and owl with a bungee chord? My ass."
"Kind Donation Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"