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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It was dreadful"

"A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub. Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours."

"The best part of the Grammys was Justin Bieber not performing"

"Why did everyone trust the marsupial? Everything he said was troo"

"How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building? Someone dropped a dime on him."

"Fist bumping high fives since 94'"

"Punchline Wait, I probably wasn't supposed to put that in the title."

"There are 2 cats. One is called ""One Two Three"" and the other is called ""Un Deux Trois"", which is the best at swimming? ""One Two Three"" obviously. Because ""Un Deux Trois"" cat sank"

"You know how they say ""if you snooze you lose""... I snooze every morning and have never lost any sleep over it."

"For the next president we should just elect the CEO of a dildo company at least they're honest about how they fuck people"