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Joke of the Day

"After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success."

"Two homeless guys are watching a dog lick it's nuts... ... One says to the other ""I wish I could do that"" The other scoffs and replies ""you'd wanna ask him first"""

"Not tryin to impress anyone BUT the priest did just say I had the ""body of Christ"" right before he fed me a cracker. Gym has been paying off"

"If I ever get promoted to God I'm creating cupcake trees."

"Bitch, shut up and look riveted as shit while I get stoned and talk about crossbows for like three hours."

"My favourite X-Man is Iceman. He's a cool guy."

"Alzheimer's Joke [Not Sure if Repost]"

"The doctor gave me 2 months to live I'll spend them making people think I'm reposting."

"There's a very thin line between having your foot out of the covers enough to stay cool but not enough so it gets eaten by monsters."

"I finally found a book where the love interest is a grandfather clock It's about fucking time"