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Joke of the Day
"I finally found a book where the love interest is a grandfather clock It's about fucking time"
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"If you ever need someone to look like a complete idiot in your photographs, I'm your guy."
"What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction"
"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Both of their biggest hits were the wall."
"What does an Asian man do during an erection? Vote."
"My daughter asked me to help her find a job because she's learned enough in school. She's 5."
"Stephen Hawking can be pretty funny sometimes, But I dont think he could do standup"
"Girl anatomy jokes are not funny period."
"I was walking down the street with my wife.. And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked ""Aren't you going to help?"" I said ""No, six should be enough."" From Les Dawson."
"What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron? Purple circle. /r/thebutton"