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Joke of the Day
"My favourite X-Man is Iceman. He's a cool guy."
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"What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!"
"A man walks into a bar... and says ""ouch"""
"A scientific joke Q: Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements? A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!"
"What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear. I know it's bad, but everyone deserves a good arsenal of dad jokes."
"A notorious card sharp was found dead last night. He'd been clubbed on the heart with a diamond spade."
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"Banana Oh, no there isn't a joke here. I just thought if I said ""Banana"" it would sound apeeling."
"Trainer: have you been sticking to your diet? Me: *tries to mumble yes but a chicken wing falls out of my mouth*"
"Why did the calf cross the road? To get to the udder side"