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Joke of the Day

"Got a case for my iPhone even though the screen is already cracked. So basically it's like putting a condom on my kid's head."

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"A Muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hello Mr.President."""
"A man walks into a bar... ""A man walks into a bar and the bartender says""... ...""Stop speaking in third person Jaqen"""