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Joke of the Day

"A console gamer walks into a bar... ...only to buy a free drink for 60$ To anyone wondering this joke is not made by me but i just had to share it. Credit goes to /u/Unbiased_Bob"

"How do you catch an Elephant? Dig a hole, fill it with ashes, and line the outside with peas. So when the Elephant comes to take a pea, you can kick him in the ash hole."

"Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: ""How Come?"""

"My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far, she's only getting a McChicken."

"What's an astronaut's favorite dessert? Terra-miss-u"

"A marathon runner walks into a bar.. The bartender says why the long race?"

"I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say ""I'm hungry,"" so it died."

"Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers."

"I've got one thing to say to all you motherfuckers. Happy Father's day"

"What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot."