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Joke of the Day
"The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny."
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"how do you find Will Smith after it snows? .... look for the fresh prints."
"I told my friends that I'm going for a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too."
"I want you to fu.. this rusty pipe . FTW ??"
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle."
"Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs? So that you can tell them apart from feminists"
"A blonde sees a another blonde across a lake and asks ""How do I get to the other side?"" the other blonde replies... ""You are on the other side""."
"Q: What happens when a professor teaches for a decade? A: He gets Tenyear."
"I wondered where my boomerang had gone. Then it came back to me"
"Did you hear about the surgeon that got sacked for having sex with his patients? It's a shame really. He was a damn good vet."