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Joke of the Day
"The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny."
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"What is the hardest part about bring a pedophile Fitting in btw meant being not bring"
"Have you ever heard of Skrillex? Ah forget it... I was gonna make a Dubstep joke, but I'll just drop it"
"Q: How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, ""man, I could do that!"""
"So Howard Webb has retired from refereeing..In his honour, Manchester United have retired the penalty spot."
"Praying Mantis wife: Are u cheating on me? Praying Mantis husband [his missing head replaced by a marble]: What on earth gave u that idea?"
"What do you call an academic who apologises all the time? An anthropologist"
"People that whip their seats back on airplanes are almost certainly terrible lovers."
"A recent study concluded that chickens lay more eggs when they get music in their coops... But only if it is Bach."
"What do you call the reptile that started the fight? The insti-gator."