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Joke of the Day
"What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden."
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"A cop stopped a guy for speeding... He said, ""I have been waiting all day for someone like you."" And the guy answered, ""That's why I wanted to be here as fast as possible !"""
"Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Sister : Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Brother : Because the people would think I am F**king you."
"Did you hear about the U2 benefit concert? It was pro bono."
"Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas? ...because they're still alive."
"What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad? Chin up pal."
"My new favorite sex position is called ""wow"". It's where I turn your mom upside down."
"Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark? Professional courtesy."
"How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting? Sorry, you can't!"
"What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse? Veni Vidi Veni"