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Joke of the Day
"What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night? Farm gold in China."
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"I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine... But I need a line to finish it."
"Who called it Scientology and not Cruise control?"
"How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater? With a tuna."
"Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store."
"How do you get teh bee off the toilet? You piss it off."
"You really have to question the judgment of people who have children on purpose."
"""look, you know i LOVE calling birds. love. but FOUR? jesus, phil, i don't have room for this shit and you knew that!"""
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A Carrot"