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Joke of the Day

"Another previously unknown dinosaur was the Thesaurus who used flowery language to confuse and disorient predators while he made his escape"

"Two babys at the birth ward... ...one baby says to the other.""i'm a boy"" to with the other reply:""how do you know?"". the first baby pulls the blanket to the side and says:""look i got blue socks on"""

"Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo."

"Why would anybody ask me anything when google exists?"

"The man at the grocery store name is Bobby Chubsucker. He was either very popular or made fun of a lot in school."

"So a termite walks into a bar. He then proceeds to ask, ""where's the bar tender""?"

"I'm pretty sure if Flo from Progressive and Jake from State Farm hooked up, the universe would explode."

"(to kid at lemonade stand) i ain't buying shit until i find you on yelp"

"Studies show that a lot of women turn into good drivers So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning"

"I remember as a child, lying in bed waiting for Santa to come... Then there was always that awkward silence as he got dressed and left."