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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out."
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"When women go to the restroom together that's so you can make out, right?"
"Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? The beater - he cracks everybody up!"
"A vegan invited my friends and I to a vegan restaurant.... the food really lettuce down."
"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe."
"Horse walks into a bar Bartender ""why the long face?"""
"Why didn't Frodo hide the ring up his ass? Because Sam would disappear."
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a robot designed by the Military industrial complex? I'd fuck the robot."
"A man is talking to his friend... ""Today I got a brand new ford for my wife."" ""Eyyy, nice trade."""
"I like my women like I like my Isis victims. Topless. Remember, this is just a joke, so don't be offended. It's nothing to lose your head over."