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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by taking someone else's Subway order Oops, wrong sub."
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"Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets? Felons can't buy guns"
"got a job at the no more tears baby shampoo factory spraying shampoo into babies eyes and filming their reactions. best job ive ever had"
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" and I thought.. .. ""That sounds like a fair trade"""
"Blackjack is just like my love life I always hit on 15"
"This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time.I found that a bit hard to swallow"
"I like my women like I like my fish. An irregular plural."
"This is the best day of my life! ""Why?"" I just got 1000 comment karma! ""I don't get it, what's the joke?"" My life, my life is the joke."
"A crazy looking girl threatened to punch me because I kept playing Taylor Swift on the Jukebox. I knew she was Trouble when she walked in."
"What do call a girl that eats pastries while browsing the internet? Eclair."