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"What do call a girl that eats pastries while browsing the internet? Eclair."
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"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
"Why did Jon Snow go to the Apple Store? For the Watch."
"What does a snail riding on a turtles back say? WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"A horse walks into a bar and says, ""On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?"" The bartender says, ""Y, the long face."""
"I bought a Molotov Cocktail today It was $850 and they called it the Note 7"
"Why did the pig go in the kitchen? To start some bacon"
"Why did 7 8 9? ...Fuck"
"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"
"It's a shame push-up bras don't work on IQs."