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Joke of the Day
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" and I thought.. .. ""That sounds like a fair trade"""
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"If you ain't Muslim... ....you ain't Shiite"
"A police officer came up to me yesterday and asked me ""Where were you between four and six?"" I replied, ""Kindergarden"""
"IF I WIN THE LOTTERY MY CATS ARE GETTING GOLD TEETH AND CANOPY BEDS"
"Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken."
"I feel like life would be so much more enjoyable if punching bags and pinatas were strategically placed throughout the day"
"""Rain, rain, go away, come to a poor African nation watered only by tears."" Bono's nursery rhymes are the worst."
"Do you like fish sticks?"
"Calm down R&B singers nearing the end of your songs"
"""I'm paying a woman to fist my mouth"" is the way I choose to describe going to the dentist tomorrow."