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Joke of the Day
"The first time I realised I was dyslexic... Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."
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"""EVERYONE IS ENGAGED BUT YOU"" - facebook"
"For a very short period of time, you were the youngest person in the world. #mindblowing"
"I'm okay with ""lol"", I'm cool with ""omg"", I even tolerate ""rofl"", but ""smh"" needs to gtfo."
"I know a great joke about rape. But they don't let me put it in"
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"It's sad to see how people seem to put more effort into their wedding than they do into their marriage."
"Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another."
"""Your keys are over THERE."" - Wow. You have eagle eyes! ""Yup. My vision is 20/20."" - No. I mean they're small, beady & kinda close together."
"In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo."