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Joke of the Day
"This poster that says ""Green Day: Sold Out"" is right in two ways"
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"The color black is out drinking with his friends. Black says to the bartender, ""Hey, something isn't right. Where is all the color white?"" Bartender says, ""dude, this is a gray bar."
"What is Mr. T's favorite month? April, fools"
"Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent."
"What's the worst thing about a blackout? A shootout."
"TBT - What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver? One turns in screws, one screws interns."
"Giving birth is terrible for a cow's hips... ...but it's great for their calves."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit? I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green."
"Did you hear about the Irish guy who had fun in Limerick? Well its been 2 whole years; Rick and him are still going strong"