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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about a blackout? A shootout."
Next Joke
"I just saw 2 blondes walk into a bar. You'd think after the first one did, the second one would have stopped."
"Life is like a bed of roses. You just have to watch out for the pricks."
"Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life? Myrrhder"
"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold. Now I realize... It's getting back at someone."
"People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply......Chuck Norris"
"Everyone is self-confident until they see themselves through an iPhone's front camera."
"Smiling is disencoursged in my country. It isn't illegal but it is frowned upon."
"Help, I just sunk the wrong submarine and I need legal advice Whoops! Wrong sub."
"What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him? URINE. I'll let myself out."