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Joke of the Day
"Giving birth is terrible for a cow's hips... ...but it's great for their calves."
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"Paraplegic people go to hell ... Paraplegic people go to hell because there's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp."
"What kind of music does your mailman like? Postrock/Postpunk"
"Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, ma'am? Me: Do these jeans make me look fat? Cop: You're free to go."
"Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka? Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP"
"BBQ joint offers the ""Betty Ford Special"" Half a rack with extra sauce"
"Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared ""mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"""
"How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her."
"Give me the best joke you have"
"Yo momma's so fat... ...she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!"