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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Irish guy who had fun in Limerick? Well its been 2 whole years; Rick and him are still going strong"

"My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out."

"What's the difference between a seal and sea lion? One electron"

"A faster than light neutrino! Knock Knock! Who's there? New. New who?"

"What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse? A brothel sprout"

"Why is the bicycle unable to stay up? Because it is two-tired!!!!"

"One minute without you feels like 60 seconds."

"To the guy that invented the number zero Thanks for nothing."

"I wrote a song for a Tortilla. Well, it's more of a Wrap."

"What happens when a Spanish person and a French person fuck? They give birth to an Andorran."