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Joke of the Day

"TBT - What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver? One turns in screws, one screws interns."

"Clinton didn't faint due to heat exhaustion... ... she was just doing her steel beam impression."

"Why can't you put the punchline in the title? What do you say to piss off a redditor?"

"Invisible Man A nurse says, ""Doctor, the invisible man is here for his three o'clock."" The doctor says, ""Well, tell him I can't see him."""

"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the main stream. A hipster actually told me this one."

"If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator then... Hey come to think of it that's not a bad idea."

"I Got Ebola :D Ebola icecream!"

"Bumped into my Ex again. I should really move her to a different part of the freezer."

"will be tailgating outside the art museum tomorrow. needed: 6 people to paint their chests & help me spell out PICASSO"

"I like my women like I like my sandwiches crusty and filled with cheese."