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Joke of the Day

"TBT - What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver? One turns in screws, one screws interns."

"Knock Knock -Who's there? -The pilot. Let me in"

"What do I get when u heat up sour cream? Just cream, it's not sour. -told me to by a friend. AP"

"True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own."

"What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for? best before..."

"Me: I grew a beard once & It actually looked just like yours. Him: Why'd you shave it off? Me: I just told you..."

"What happens if you put a mirror in a garage? A mirage!"

"How can you tell which lesbian in the relationship does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."

"In was in a bar the other day. The barman said ""I see your glass is empty. Do you want another one?"" Why the fuck would I want 2 empty glasses?"

"What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!"