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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?"
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"do you have any idea how fast you were going? ""no, I'm not wearing my contacts"""
"Micky and Minnie Mouse get Divorced The Lawyers says to Micky: ""so you're getting a divorce because Minnie's crazy you say?"" Micky replies frustrated:""No she's not crazy she's fucking goofy!"""
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"if you are riding a jet ski in the desert and you pop a tire, how many pancakes does it take to bury the dog? purple, because the ice cream is boneless."
"What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato."