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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato."
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"An 8 year old and his uncle walk deep into the woods... The 8 year old turns to his uncle and says ""I'm scared."" The uncle responds "" you think your scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"Why are baby cows considered lunch meat? Because calves are below-knee"
"Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person"
"Lazy fact 25428394692846 You didn't read that number"
"I'm good at 2 things: interviews and first dates... Turns out they're a bit alike. One gets me a job that blows, the other gets me a blowjob."
"Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go."
"Remember Kids! Friendly fire, isn't."
"What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died? Barium"
"I always set my watch 10 minutes forward. I wanna be ahead of my time"