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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."
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"Chewbacca started a website that exposed all the secrets of the Empire, it's called Wookieeleaks."
"Change is inevitable... Unless you go to a vending machine."
"How is a woman like a condom? The both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"I like my women how I like my showers... Cold, crying and alone."
"""Doctor, how's the patient?"" Doctor: He's critical. Patient: Dear prospective viewers, remaking 'Point Break' was a bad mistake. Utterly pointless."
"Just a regular day in bank One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance so I pushed her over..!"
"[Me and a friend have movie night, order pizza and do some acid] Me: ""Hell yeah"" Friend: ""Hell yeah"" Pizza: ""Oh hell yeah"""
"Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior? They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire - this came to me in a dream... maybe it should have stayed there? *shrugs*"
"Office Theft Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word"