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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head... the bartender said, ""Can I help you?"" and the duck said, ""Yeah, get this guy off my ass."""

"Doctor Patient 2 Doctor:What happened to you ? PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes."

"How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus, the clowns don't talk."

"I was pregnant in High School BEFORE it became popular...."

"What do you call Jews with HIV? Financial AIDS."

"Two guys in CA walked off cliff playing Pokemon. Natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec2."

"Welcome to passive aggressive club. We're so happy you came twenty minutes late. Sure, get a cup of coffee, we'll wait."

"If God wanted us to save money for retirement he wouldn't have invented online shopping"

"I like my upvotes like I like my women. .. One at a time and not very often."

"What did Neil Armstrong say when he was offered another trip to the moon 'I'm over the moon'"