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Joke of the Day
"Next time you're at the gym close your eyes. It sounds like you're in a porno.."
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"Tie a sweater around your waist so you can pretend a short ghost is hugging you."
"My grandfather's final words before he kicked the bucket were... ""I'm gonna kick this bucket!"""
"Feminist are boycotting James Coney Island.. They claim it's all about the wieners"
"You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like it's on the boat for a while after? I'm like that with beds."
"whenever someone i know introduces me to someone else i say, ""oh, this is the one u were talking about"" &watch the awkward stares!"
"Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."
"What do you call a hired investigator who's a jerk only when he's alone? A private dick."
"What do you call an unconscious foot? Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)"
"What makes a feminist prostitute angry? She gets payed less than the transsexual prostitute."