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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what I call my hiking playlist? My trail mix"
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"What do you call a really fast seamstress? Tailor Swift"
"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way"
"Saying the Punchline After the Setup What's the key to a good joke?"
"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad"
"If I ever start a customer service company, I'm going to name it 'Hold Please'."
"Today I woke up to a surprise bj for the first time Probably should sleep with my mouth closed from now on"
"Want to hear something really cool? Ice."
"My penis is only four inches But some girls like it that wide."
"[doctor hands wife urn] Ma'am, I'm afraid your husband didn't make it. ""Nooo!"" she cries. Oh, he's fine. But he didn't make this lovely urn."