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Joke of the Day

"I was thinking of getting myself Cryogenically frozen but now I have cold feet"

"When Snoop Dogg proposed He got down on bended knee, opened up a box with a ring in it and said: ""Marriage. Wanna?"""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self"

"Just made sweet love to a juicy steak. Being escorted out of the restaurant now."

"19 and 20 got in a fight... 21"

"why did the ghost crash his ghost car? because he was full of BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!"

"Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are."

"Would you like to hear a joke about dried grapes? It's not that good, don't go raisin your expectations."

"Whats the difference between a shower and a toilet? Showers take in lost of dirty people, but don't take shit from no one."

"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. No one knows, they never get the house."