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Joke of the Day
"Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are."
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"What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts? ""He's a keeper"""
"Your license plate should be your phone number... So when you drive like a dickhead, I can let you know about it."
"*gets woken up by a tap on my shoulder* ""Daddy, how do you get yogurt out of the toaster when it's done toasting?"""
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!"
"How's banging a fat chick like riding a scooter? They're both a lot of fun until your friends catch you."
"A valentine? IN THIS ECONOMY?!?"
"In a recent court case, the defendant was charged with smuggling bombs inside of living cows... ...Upon hearing this, one of the jurors cried out, ""Abominable!"" (A bomb in a bull)"
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 6. My basement is still dark."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker, and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"