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Joke of the Day
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self"
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"I came into this subreddit expecting jokes about soap. I am mildly disappointed."
"How do you recognize a feminist from a bunch of naked women? She's the one with the penis.....envy."
"[LPT] Choose the song you hate the most as your alarm tone and place your phone as far as possible Then turn your phone off and sleep like a champion."
"ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started talking to u"
"Do Russians only write in lower case letters? I mean, they hate Capitalism."
"Yesterday I thought I was in the Amazon river Turns out I was in denial"
"Why are government employees constipated? Because they don't do shit."
"i woke up my girlfriend with oral sex... ....she almost choked and is now mad :("
"Mini M&M's - for when you just can't finish an entire M&M"