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Joke of the Day

"19 and 20 got in a fight... 21"

"Me: What's w/the ice pack? 12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache? 12: Yes."

"Where do graphic designers go for a drink? CGI Friday's"

"Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove."

"When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food. They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons"

"What's a female lizard's favorite song? ""Girls just iguana have fun""."

"Set the bar low And watch people trip on it"

"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A miner."

"Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because Mrs. Claus told him he'd never get in the back door."

"What idiot called it British conjoined twins and not chapstick?"