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Joke of the Day

"When Snoop Dogg proposed He got down on bended knee, opened up a box with a ring in it and said: ""Marriage. Wanna?"""

"Why are uncircumcised people loners? Because they're complete dicks."

"You know those little helmet stickers some football teams use to reward personal achievement? Bald guys should do that."

"What is Jared's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."

"What does it mean when a blind girl says you have a big penis? She's probably just pulling your leg!"

"Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes."

"Do you know what is 100,000 French men standing with their hands up? French Army."

"Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose"

"Santa has blue balls 364 days out of the year.. He only comes once a year"

"Walking down the street I was walking home form work and I saw a bee crawling on the grass. I was thinking of stepping on it, then I decided 'ehh I'll let it be'"