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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a shower and a toilet? Showers take in lost of dirty people, but don't take shit from no one."

"What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist? Triggernometry"

"I finally started writing the book on herbs I've been putting off for so long, I guess it's.. :looks directly at the camera: ""About thyme"""

"A Roman walks into a Bar. He holds up 2 Fingers and says ""Five Beers Please."""

"Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn? A corn has ears."

"Her: Is my new concealer working? Me: Who said that?"

"TWITTER: something just isn't clicking here HORDE OF RACIST EGGS: [cacophony of immoral filth] TWITTER: eliminate the looping video service"

"I think my girlfriend has had 61 lovers before me... Because she calls me her sixty second lover"

"Girl 1: ""Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"" Girl 2: ""Sure. The more the scarier!"""

"I have a hardcore yeast affection. I love breads and doughs."