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Joke of the Day
"My dog is either dreaming or can't quite figure out how to shape shift."
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"Donald Trump What a joke!"
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"Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby."
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"Me [31M] and my wife [28F] are having issues with our different needs with sex. We're trying to work out the kinks."
"Why was the broom late? Because it overswept."
"Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? He's weeping the nation."