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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar? Buck-teeth!"
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"What's the most encouraging calisthenic? Chin-ups!"
"The most dire of Jay-Z's 99 problems is his inability to properly delegate minor problems."
"I'm a pretty confident woman until I walk out of the grocery store & try to find where I parked."
"The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it."
"The fastest land animal is a guy that sees a woman about to go through his phone"
"Stuck between ""that was awesome"" and ""OMG do you need medical attention"" wherever I walk off the dance floor"
"My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books but he's only got his shelf to blame."
"I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel But it takes up too much space in my freezer"
"A recent study was released on head lice stating that 95% of lice populations are resistant to treatment. Scientists are scratching their heads trying to figure out how this happened."