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Joke of the Day
"M R ducks. M R not ducks. O S A R, C D E D B D wings? L I B, M R ducks."
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"I love the smell of my F5 key... It's just so refreshing!"
"Gonna do a few laps around the office talking into a pop tart like a cell phone just to remind my co-workers that safety is an illusion."
"I don't think the church is going to let me pick music for the bible group again. In my defense, the band name ""Lamb of God"" is misleading."
"woman on death row Warden: ""What would you like for your last meal?"" Woman: ""I don't know, what do you want?"""
"If Monday had a face, I would punch it."
"*rises out of ball pit* thanks for agreeing to meet me here"
"What do you call a lost crayon? a Strayola"
"What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you? You will get burned, you idiot."
"Sometimes ""I'm single"" means ""I'm drama free"", ""less stressed"" and ""I refuse to settle for less."""