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Joke of the Day

"How many lives does a German cat have NEIN!"

"""I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"" could also be titled ""I Wrongly Believed My Mother to Be a Cheating Whore"""

"Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice? It didn't like being double crossed."

"why dont jewish people like getting made fun of? Because millions of them already got roasted"

"Who often shoots in the wrong direction? Clint Westwood"

"It seems a little insensitive for Batman movies to be rated PG"

"What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars? A solmate"

"An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation? Women..."

"I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she's been googling my name last night on her computer. I saw it clearly through my binoculars."

"Why are ducks always sad? Because of their bills"