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Joke of the Day
"How many lives does a German cat have NEIN!"
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"I was devastated to find my first love in bed with my own father. ""We've been through this,"" said Mom."
"When we were young, my brother was always better in everything. I never let it get me down though. Because I know I will always have more chromosomes than him!"
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"the good news is the doctor says I'm healthy as a horse, the bad news is she still uses large farm animals to describe me...."
"Which president was least guilty? Lincoln, because he is in a cent."
"Why does repost always get to the top?... Most people reddit before"
"I planned on watching the super bowl tomorrow, but... My inflatable couch doesn't have enough air in it."
"""One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...."" under a moving bus"
"What is the quickest way to get some easy money Saying ""Ive got $200 on Rhonda Rousey to win, any takers?"""