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Joke of the Day

"Why was the broom late? Because it overswept."

"The difference between my dick and Stuart Little ? Stuart."

"If you've never had diarrhea from drinking Jack Daniels... then you don't know Jack shits."

"Why can't a lesbian diet and wear make up at the same time? Because..........It is hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on her face."

"All white people are part Asian... Their cock's Asian"

"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave."

"I run a rehabilitation program where we get prison inmates to write poetry to help them cope with their emotions. I call it: Prose and Cons"

"Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock."

"ME: This house is haunted WIFE [sigh] We've been thru this, that's our son SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT"

"Two muffins are in an oven One turns to the other and says ""So how are we going to get out of here?"" The other screams ""GAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""