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Joke of the Day

"Batman can safe the world ,but clark kent"

"LOSER BOOTY CALL... APARTMENT Wow, you have your own apartment? Yeah, it's probably nicer than my room at the Y."

"A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand And says, ""make me one with everything"""

"I got like 30 followers off a tweet about free porn sites, to which I say free credit report lose weight free penis enlargement."

"[picking out a washing machine] how many watermelons can this hold? ""uhh I dunno, 11?"" only 11? *keeps walking to next one* how many waterme"

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse? A mechanic."

"So, turns out the Virgin Mary was a prostitute... Cause she had sex with God for a little prophet."

"What app do nervous ppl order on dates? Chicken Tinders."

"My favorite response to someone asking how something works... ""Magic"" even when I do know how it works. Because Lazy"

"Reddit is so dark right now..... That it went to night school and got counted absent."