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Joke of the Day
"So, turns out the Virgin Mary was a prostitute... Cause she had sex with God for a little prophet."
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"how do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? one will see you later, and the other in a while"
"I ditched my ex gf. For lying. Lying under my best friend."
"Why do guys think to much They have two heads"
"A priest walks into a shoemakers shope... And says to the cobbler, ""Help! My soles need heeling!"""
"What's the difference between a Jew and a truck? The truck doesn't scream when you pump gas into it."
"A Spanish magician is performing a trick. He says ""I will disappear in Uno, Dos... -"" He vanished without a tres."
"Durex's ""Eggplant Flavoured"" condom won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable. Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking."
"I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps. It fucked my ass all up."
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies."